Mommy: Allison can you please give mommy a tissue…
Allison, 4: Okay mommy…
Mommy: (cough, cough, sneeze, blow nose) Ewww…
Allison,4: Ewww mommy! You are nasty… Can I see?
Mommy: No!!!
Allison, 4: Please I promise I’m a big girl!
Mommy: Okay! (sneeze, sneeze, blow nose) Okay you ready?
Allison, 4: Yeah!!
Mommy: (I show her the tissue)
Allison, 4: (She stares at the tissue for a minute with a disgusted face)
MOMMY YOU PEE PEE!! YOU NASTY MOMMY!!… EWWW!!!
Mommy: LOL!!! No but I think I just did!
Life as I know it.... 